Lim has been quoted and referenced by major publications and media companies like WikiHow, Fast Company, HuffPost, Vice, New York Post, The Conversation, and many others. I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter The only explanation is that there is an immature person in there, and surely that wouldn't be you, a fine emotionally-stable adult! A whiff of drama, I snap into duty. the building is filled with fear and anticipation Sneaky breaks records. no one is prepared for what is going to happen I dont want your snapchat I want you to snap my neck . "What's so funny?" i love doublelift till my last breath die hard fan of doublelift. Cringe, based, based! Today was her 8th birthday and I managed to get her what she's always wanted for her birthday, the sense of hearing. I punched my daddy dream monitor. My female friend was crying about how fat she was and I was trying to comfort her by telling her that she didnt look that fat but she kept accusing me of lying to make her feel bad so I thought that saying maybe your just a heckin chonker would cheer her up and lighten the mood but she just looked at me and left. Couldn't you just try to be mature for once in your life? I immediately DMd dream about this on twitter. They're not the same thing. Dead body reported! An example of a copypasta is, Dont care + Didnt ask + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. I saw JPOW at the grocery store. . Darryl give me job. "Got a spare?" If my girl and my beyblades are both drowning and I could only save oneyou can catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral cause its bey blade or catch a fade. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. He hands me a crooked bill that is almost ripped in half and says "thanks pal, in the future that single egg will be worth a dollar so we will call it even" all at once, absolute pandemonium commences I'm fucking loaded on channel points bro. Number one. Straight from the zoo Harambe. Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to vote for me. . -Bald THE NEW CHORNOBYL COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY. Red suuuus. - StreamElements text-to-speech ( TTS ) simulator or endorsement of Alrigh. everything in the world stops I good surgeon. Thanks for the quality stream. Upsnek in 7.123 7 123 snekonds or you will NEVER get monies again Beware!! She walks the catwalk showing off her cosplay Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my asshole clean after that! This has been a reoccurring issue, and Im not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope", said Charlie, age 6. However, it is not the concern. Yakuza very mad! Makes him feel like he's back there in the jungle. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. . Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight. Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! Arigato gozaimasu <3, You have been gifted a subscription. AITA for hiring a gay stripper for my homophobic dad? I need the toilet he said to his chat. Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. Darryl save life. Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. WebThe Discord team sends messages by its official twitter (@discordapp) and by the Discord Testers/Discord API servers. This includes Reddit, Twitch, Discord, Twitter, and more. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and its not okay. I wrote a 20000 word apology to him. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. "I did a little trolling." You idly watching the stream, mindlessly wasting yet another evening. Seriously. You then command me to "go fuck myself". Anyway, I'm glad to be back. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. RATS RATS WE ARE THE RATS WE PRAY AT NIGHT WE STALK AT NIGHT WE ARE THE RATS. There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. HAS You think im annoying? First found in 1995 by astronomers in Chile, we have since learned quite a bit about it. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I kid you not. Im in tears. One of her perks was that her and a family member/friend could get into the waterpark for free, so one hot summer day she had off and we both decided it'd be fun to go there and cool down for the day. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these I miss the old Harambe. . Step 2: Match with Bill Gates transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. But she left the lobby. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever" (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory trying to provide pasta to hard-working people all across the world. TSM, aka "Tribe of Silver Monkeys," is a team in Riot Games' Minor League that is often ridiculed for being washed-up and having an owner that looks like Wukong. The torrent underneath you is deafening. I hide fishing boat, come to America. Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much? What do they eat? I used AI to write a really long and offensive reddit Once again, another L taken by the dyslexic community. Then, I logged to Discord on my dream themed phone. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. Im not gonna talk to her; she sounds like a man. 13. I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. In the process I lost all my plants and I am struggling finanicially please help me rebuild my garden. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cock" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you, stroll into my local GameStop One of his articles about the gig economy was quoted by Joe Rogan who hosts The Joe Rogan Experience (arguably the most popular podcast in the world), in the This Past Weekend podcast by Theo Von. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' full on laughter. Youre dumb and lame! They say n word and shit and now I say the n word too. Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. "Oh wow. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Is that what they think about you? At the time, he said he would, and it did slow down for a few days, but it is now four days after Christmas and he's back at it again with no end in sight. , . And no, you cannot see it. I good surgeon. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? Webcopypasta funny copypasta twitch copypasta steam copypasta discord copypasta I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. B Bu That cant be possible! You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I hide fishing boat, come to America. WebImportant Note: The TTS option in the Accessibility tab is completely separate from the TTS options in the Notifications tab. and I've never wanted to kms more. The boys are gone, now. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. a fish n chips bendah named aang. Im Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. He didn't give a shit. We kindly request that if you're going to pay the extra to have our employees interact with your chat, you don't make fun of them. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. When I first heard him say this, it was in the context of a joke, so I laughed, and then I forgot about it. What?! He creates guides, walkthroughs, solutions, and more on games that he plays to help other players with their progression. Hey EU fans, don't feel too bad after Team Liquid absolutely destroys G2 tonight. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmons genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. Sorry, I was just asserting my dominance So youre new here, right? Its ingrained into our lives. The poop accelerates. Keyboard: Logitech - G910 Orion Spectrum RGB Wired Gaming Keyboard. THIS YUGIOH THINGY KEEPS INTERRUPTING MY AD MARATHON , NA COMING THROUGH GO TO SCHOOL RISK LIFE 10 IQ PRESIDENT GETTING MY SISTER PREGNANT WALL THINK THEY SAVED WORLD WAR NA EDUCATION GOVERMENT SO BAD HAD TO SHUT DOWN 45. Im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, Ive just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, its time to end it, no kappa. One of these two points must be wrong them. "No thanks, milady, it's only single player. Shot by a dude Harambe. I highlight every message because I'm just that jacked. Maybe its my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. SSD very mad! as loudly as he can. All messages that claim to belong to the Discord team (or any other company, really, e.g. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Please press the key combo CTRL + W on your keyboard to activate this., Lmao you call yourself a [insert streamer] fan? I thought not. . I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. And I mean it. Tired of Weebs? Okay lets even say Im in a barbie world. Moral of the story: Keep your damn legs crossed on waterslides. Hang tight while we ride this thing into the FUCKING STRATOSPHERE. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. I think I may be addicted ngl :sweat_smile:. Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. He was safe for another day. Remember to buy our products, as much as you possibly can, in order to support us! No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I wish I was joking. I miss the sweet Harambe. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. but it didn't actually happen or got canceled or something I don't really know or understand how it works but I went to the dog coin site to withdraw my money and there is only about $6700 of it there, where is the rest of it? Onions? However after this game I finally understand it. Thank you! As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. Copypasta jokes are not funny. Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch. . WEE WOO WEE WOO WebSongs and Discord twitch tts copypasta beatbox you can go ahead and get yourself some Twitch loot new can! Now go paint a mountain or something and don't you dare copypaste this. Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? Anyways, back to the story. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. yo hey what is up my fellow clickity clacks of the smick smack in the back of the shack on a rack with a He somehow finds a fucking outlet. I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. , What if I put my Minecraft bed next to yours aha ha, just kidding.. unless.. ? Anyway, I hope you're doing wellHAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. Now I have house, American car , and new woman . While we were there, I discovered one of there most "Thrilling" looking waterslides. I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? ! You may never get monies again!! For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for Kripp. You think insiders don't already know that? Have you ever heard of Among Us, Gregory? I have something to confess. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Besides" Remember Seira, the girl you had a crush on? Thanks so much for your submission! 60,000 feet. Hey QT, my family just got back from Hawaii. Whats that? We know you have difficulty getting real viewers and it frustrates you, but please don't take it out on my employees. H-hey Octavian, do you remember me from Biology? I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. . Yakuza boss die! DOODLY Hey Kripp, its me Jimmy from high school. do yuo want that? We have noticed you have used our "Auto-Play" functionality extensively today, with much better results than when you played the game yourself. I have a family!" Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. My Grandfather smoked his whole life. Hello future pros, heres another tip for yall out there. And the remaining 30% just copy pastes the longest message they can find in the chat. CRINGE!! From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. Thank you. Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. You have no original thoughts. JPOW tells Cramer that hes got his mask on inside out and upside down. . In case you couldnt smell me through the screen, I am a player of the game Valorant. First off: I am not joking. . do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? What a great, absolute miracle that you and your 257 IQ Brain were here to correct it! Step 3: Wife goes on date with Bill, they fall in love, he proposes, no pre-nup I find it inappropriate to compare us with ancient Rome's lowest class as there is nothing ignominious to being a member of the proletariat. Fighting for board control and battles between minions make an overall game of Hearthstone more fun and compelling, but taking 20+ damage in one turn is not particularly fun or interactive. What does the other 64% stand for? Whenever you idiots Pog Champ, I am reading the works of Plato, etc. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. Youre preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill. Vote blue! Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. steps on stage Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. A girl. AND a gamer? Ugh! Do british people actually exist? So do you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. Did you and Rania have a child recently? "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! Everything in here has a story and a price. * . Are you fucking kidding me? You have been permanently banned from this channel , what time is it? You can keep your statistics. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? Cringe, cringe, CRINGEY cringe, based, cringe, based, REDDIT?? Its known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. 4,000 feet. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. . "Based"? I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. Buy our product. I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. Put 'em around the la casa. ,. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. Rice burners. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Bill is single and ready to mingle. WebInstantly falls in love. ZOOM?? Why arent you laughing? You have broken the sound barrier. Reading the message and realizing the pasta has no meaning at all. When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Vayne? Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! All I want to do is escape my miserable life, but you fucks keep spamming. , Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PornHub. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the movie UP, he cannot give you it as he can never give you up. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and oh, Jesus. I feel something touch me. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Ah yes, the sweet memories of my first time on one of these. NSFW SPOILER. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. The best! God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense I think saying n word is so funny. She laughs. . Benny_Johnz 5 days ago. 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So after using discord for 3 years, I found multiple racist servers that I joined. Im not joking Im actually freaking out right now. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? It was really sad and destroyed me. . xxx~*LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME~*xxx. While an infinite number of text-to-speech messages can be made, I compiled this list to present the funniest Discord TTS messages. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. It is so loud and . He absolutely means the world to me, and I saw myself spending the rest of my life with him, but I have serious doubts now whether or not I can if every Christmas is going to be like this. Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Simply explained for a busy day. Step 6: Cash out Thanks again! I guess some things never change huh? has 7 5 copypasta The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. You are 30 feet in the air. The profound similarities between the Boomerang Nebula and the characters from the hit game Among Us have led many to believe that the Boomerang Nebula is, in fact, awfully sus, but science has yet to confirm, deny, or even respond to these questions. I'm watching with my son and you have become his mentor. R/DREAMGENDER, ASSEMBLE! Yakuza very mad. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Hang on guys, I need to sneeze scuse me. earth is driven into chaos Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Yakuza boss die! Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. Watashi won't stand for this. Doublelift breaks the rules. nothing is happening HOLD THE LINE. Do you know what this means? The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my house and sitting on my couch. Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. That's lovely." A smile stretches across his face. Doublelift puts the game on another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. "I don't like sand," I tell her. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 179,776 readers, I am not receiving 179,776 upvotes on my posts. Grow up. Dude I own this NFT. I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". Me: so you have chosen death , No job No girlfriend No friends No talents Wasting time on Twitch Must be me. Breakfast is You can say that I was born to be a Twitch channel mod. if doublelift has million number of fans i am one of them. Have the keys to my house, go watch my kids grow up. I used AI to write a really long and offensive reddit Once again, another L taken by the dyslexic community. i didnt cum on my cat. See you soon, Twitch streamers and their subscribers define us (not subscribed audience) as members of a lower social class, plebs as they call it. They're both. Im a boy thats why I was saying roleplay.. this isnt a troll. he bellows and charges forward Dont forget to tell them that they suck at etymology. Elon Musk That's already been priced in. I've been with my wonderful boyfriend Greg for over 4 years now, and this Christmas was our third spent together. Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Wha- A grammatical error?!? le He penetrates my butthole. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. He could have given $5 billion to each individual and still had money left over. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. So, he created a group chat with me, the owner, and himself. Simply explained for a busy day. Whats woooosh? If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins with room to spare. The poop accelerates. Im saying that based off of years of research. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? He told me his name was Jame and he was saving. Can someone tell me what this means? Go to copypasta r/copypasta Posted by comeinmybasement. What do I have to say to you? Thank you. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. ~hmph baka -_- . Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He has researched, tested, and written hundreds of articles ranging from social media platforms to messaging apps. Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you dont stan them. Thats why Grammarly can help. So you're going by "loltyler1" now nerd? A few days after this, we're exchanging some spicy texts before he gets home from work he says to me, in all seriousness, "I can't wait to pour Greggnog all over your face." Writings not easy. Hi, this is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave. The best! . I felt like someone in an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. "Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. . i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. You are now your own wifes boyfriend. 1,2,3? 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